By Terry Pratchett
I, me. Who am I? There are a few things a true witch might by no means do. Like stepping out of her physique, as trainee witch Tiffany Aching does, leaving it handily empty for anything historic and terrible to maneuver in. Now Tiffany wishes her acquaintances - Granny Weatherwax and the Nac Mac Feegle - to assist her take into account who she is, to aid her visit the center of her personal self. To absolutely the centre of her energy and tool, the place being a witch is a lot more than simply donning a sharp hat ...
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Over and over again, I calmly attempted to teach her how to use the Shut Down command (in the Special menu). Tech: OK, Mrs. Speck, do you see the word "Special" at the top of the screen? Caller: Yes. Tech: OK. Now just point to that word, Special, and press down on the button. Caller: All right, I'm doing that. Tech: All right. So now do you see the list of commands? Including the one that says "Shut Down"? Caller: No. All I see is that word Special and the gray screen. Tech: You're pointing right at the word "Special"?
A Hat Full of Sky (Discworld, Book 32) (UK Edition) by Terry Pratchett